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Kelly Bundy Weenie Tots T-Shirt

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Season 5, "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers," first aired March 24, 1991.

Nature's perfect food

Al spends the family's last hundred dollars entering Kelly in the Miss Weenie Tot contest instead of sending Bud to meet the president. She wins. The prize is a year's supply, which to Al is worth more than either of his children.

When Peg asks what a Weenie Tot actually is, Al explains it without hesitation: a delicious little hot dog type meat, wrapped in a breaded shell, deep fried in pure lard. It's nature's perfect food.

The audition at the factory is where the details get away from them. A wheelbarrow labeled "Beaks & Claws" rolls past on its way in. Kelly notices there are no trash cans anywhere outside the building. Neither of them stops to think about what that means. The brand belongs to Tot Industries, run by Earl and Pearl Tot, whose son Lonnie turns up in the series finale trying to marry Kelly.

Tots disintegrate on contact with air, which is how Peg manages to destroy an entire year's supply in one afternoon hunting for a prize ticket. Al ends the episode in jail. They serve Weenie Tots for dinner. He considers it a good day.

The logo

The packaging badge, rebuilt from the screen version: the smiling tot in his bow tie, the checkered ring, and Al's line arced across the top where it belongs.

The shirt itself

  • Gildan 64000 softstyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m²
  • No side seams, ribbed collar, twill-taped shoulders
  • Pearlized tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified
  • Three colors: white, sport grey, royal blue
  • Sizes S through 3XL, unisex fit, true to size

Kelly's other jobs went about as well. See the Verminator tee, Pest Boys Extermination Co., and Property of Chicago Jail, or browse all Kelly Bundy t-shirts.

More from the show: Married with Children t-shirts, all Al Bundy tees, or the NO MA'AM collection.

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