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    Across eleven seasons, Kelly Bundy held more jobs than her father did, and lost almost all of them. She was a spokesmodel, a weather girl, a waitress, a window model at a bank, and briefly an actress. Most of it ended in humiliation. All of it produced better merchandise than her brother's high school career ever did.

    These are the four shirts that came out of it.

    Weenie Tots. Season 5, 1991. Al spends the family's last hundred dollars entering Kelly in the Miss Weenie Tot contest rather than sending Bud to meet the president. She wins. The prize is a year's supply of a food that disintegrates on contact with air.

    The Verminator. Season 6, 1992. After her modeling school closes, Kelly talks her way out of a job waving goodbye to theme park visitors and into playing an insect-killing superheroine at TV World's Commercial Land. She gets Bud hired as her nemesis, the Roach King.

    Pest Boys Extermination Co. Season 8, 1993. The Verminator returns, this time selling actual pest control. The commercials involve a glass case, ten thousand Peruvian stinging beetles, and a spray gun that does not work.

    Property of Chicago Jail. Season 6, 1991. Not a job. The shirt Kelly is wearing when she wanders into her parents' bedroom during the episode that turns out to be Al's nightmare. Bud is in the same scene, wearing First In Line For Lovin'.

    Every design is rebuilt from what is on screen. Free shipping on all US orders.

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