Name: Bud Bundy Virgin Hotline T-Shirt
Brand: Al Bundy Store
SKU: 26838683238070493299
Price: 37.0 CAD
Availability: InStock

$37.00

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Color — Sport Grey

Sport Grey

White

Black

Size —

Size chart

T-Shirt Size Chart

How to Measure

A Length — Shoulder to bottom hem.

B Width — Across chest, 1″ below armhole, laid flat.

Tip: Grab a shirt that fits well, lay it flat, and compare to the chart. If between sizes, size up.

Inches

Size	Length (A)	Width (B)
S	28″	18″
M	29″	20″
L	30″	22″
XL	31″	24″
2XL	32″	26″
3XL	33″	28″
4XL	34″	30″
5XL	35″	32″

Centimeters

Size	Length (A)	Width (B)
S	71.1	45.7
M	73.7	50.8
L	76.2	55.9
XL	78.7	61.0
2XL	81.3	66.0
3XL	83.8	71.1
4XL	86.4	76.2
5XL	88.9	81.3

* Measurements may vary by ±1″ (2.5 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.

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The worst community service assignment in television history.

Dial 'B' for Virgin

Season 9, episode 7, first aired October 16, 1994. Bud signs up for a college program that hands out community service work for extra credit. He was hoping for Save the Brazilian Rainforest, mostly because he wanted to see naked women from Rio.

He gets the Virgin Hotline. Counselling virgins on the brink of temptation, which is roughly the last subject on earth Bud Bundy is qualified to advise on. He works it under the alias Eugene, on the theory that nobody will connect the voice to him. This holds until Peggy opens the newspaper and finds a full page ad for the hotline with an enormous photograph of her son on it.

Kelly spends the episode calling in. Once doing a deep voice as Buck, claiming to be wearing nothing but his fur and missing their special times together. Once as a caller named Isis J. Blowupdoll, asking whether she should stay firm or just explode and go to pieces.

The logo

The hotline's own poster, rebuilt: the crossed-out zipper, the wordmark, and the number underneath. 1-800-ZIPP UP.

The shirt itself

Gildan 64000 softstyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m²
No side seams, ribbed collar, twill-taped shoulders
Pearlized tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified
Chest print, DTG
Sizes S through 3XL, unisex fit, true to size

Bud's other bad ideas: Burned Beyond Recognition, Grandmaster B, and First In Line For Lovin'. Or browse all Bud Bundy t-shirts.

His sister did no better. See Kelly Bundy t-shirts.

More from the show: Married with Children t-shirts, all Al Bundy tees, or the NO MA'AM collection.

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Bud Bundy Virgin Hotline T-Shirt

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