No Ma'am Embroidered Polo Shirt
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The No Ma'am polo from Married… with Children, stitched in thread instead of printed. This is what Al would have worn to a NO MA'AM meeting if the club had ever sprung for a dress code.
✅ Real Embroidery – Red and royal blue thread sewn into the fabric, so it never cracks, peels, or fades
✅ Port Authority K500 – The classic pique polo, built to hold its collar and its shape wash after wash
✅ Goes Anywhere – Smart enough for the office, funny enough that someone always asks about it
The left chest carries the full NO MA'AM emblem, the crossed-out symbol above the lettering, stitched in the club's red and royal blue. Because it is embroidered rather than printed, it outlives every graphic tee in your drawer. No peeling after the fifth wash, no washed-out logo by August.
Colors and sizes
White and Stone run S to 5XL. Grey runs M to 2XL.
Details
65% polyester, 35% cotton pique
5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
Flat knit collar and cuffs
Metal buttons with dyed-to-match rims
Side vents for easy movement
Relaxed, roomy fit
👉 Pair it with the No Ma'am Embroidered Trucker Hat for the full club uniform, or browse the whole No Ma'am Collection.
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors;
- Do not bleach;
- Tumble dry: low heat;
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, avoid the embroidery;
- Do not dryclean;
- Turn inside out before washing to protect the stitching.
Every item is printed on demand. Orders are processed in 1-3 working days.
When we ship your order, you'll receive an email with shipping confirmation and a tracking number.
United States — free shipping on all orders, no minimum. Over 90% of US orders arrive within 10 days of ordering, and virtually all within 14.
Europe, UK, Canada and Australia — printed and shipped within your own region, with tracking. Delivery times vary by destination and carrier.
Rest of the world — shipped internationally with tracking. Delivery times vary by destination.
Delivery estimates are given in good faith and are not guaranteed. For full details see our Shipping Policy.
