Name: No Ma'am Crewneck Sweatshirt – Al Bundy Fan Gear from Married with Children
Brand: Al Bundy Store
SKU: 56390847944073371990
Price: 42.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (1 reviews)

$42.99

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Size —

Size chart

Sweatshirt Size Chart

How to Measure

A Length — Shoulder to bottom hem.

B Width — Across chest, 1″ below armhole, laid flat.

Tip: Grab a sweatshirt that fits well, lay it flat, and compare to the chart. If between sizes, size up.

Inches

Size	Length (A)	Width (B)
S	27″	20″
M	28″	22″
L	29″	24″
XL	30″	26″
2XL	31″	28″
3XL	32″	30″
4XL	33″	32″
5XL	34″	34″

Centimeters

Size	Length (A)	Width (B)
S	68.6	50.8
M	71.1	55.9
L	73.7	61.0
XL	76.2	66.0
2XL	78.7	71.1
3XL	81.3	76.2
4XL	83.8	81.3
5XL	86.4	86.4

* Measurements may vary by ±1″ (2.5 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.

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2XL

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Color — Sport Grey

Sport Grey

White

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The No Ma'am crewneck from Married… with Children, built for the part of the year when Al retreats to the couch and refuses to move.

✅ Iconic Logo – The NO MA'AM emblem every Bundy fan recognizes on sight
✅ Heavyweight Blend – 8 oz of 50/50 cotton and polyester, warm without the bulk
✅ Built to Last – Ribbed collar that keeps its shape, and no itchy side seams

This is the one you reach for from October onward. Heavy enough for a cold garage, soft enough to fall asleep in during the fourth rerun of the night. The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood never had an official uniform, but if it had, this would be it.

Colors and sizes
Sport Grey and White, S to 3XL.

Details
50% cotton, 50% polyester
8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Ribbed knit collar, cuffs and waistband
No itchy side seams
Sewn-in label
Classic fit, runs true to size

👉 Want a hood on it? The No Ma'am Hoodie comes in Black too. Or browse the full No Ma'am Collection.

Machine wash: cold (max 40C or 105F);
Bleach as needed;
Tumble dry: medium;
Iron, steam or dry: low heat;
Do not dryclean.

Every item is printed on demand. Orders are processed in 1-3 working days.

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