{"product_id":"bud-bundy-virgin-hotline-t-shirt","title":"Bud Bundy Virgin Hotline T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe worst community service assignment in television history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDial 'B' for Virgin\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeason 9, episode 7, first aired October 16, 1994. Bud signs up for a college program that hands out community service work for extra credit. He was hoping for Save the Brazilian Rainforest, mostly because he wanted to see naked women from Rio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe gets the Virgin Hotline. Counselling virgins on the brink of temptation, which is roughly the last subject on earth Bud Bundy is qualified to advise on. He works it under the alias Eugene, on the theory that nobody will connect the voice to him. This holds until Peggy opens the newspaper and finds a full page ad for the hotline with an enormous photograph of her son on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKelly spends the episode calling in. Once doing a deep voice as Buck, claiming to be wearing nothing but his fur and missing their special times together. Once as a caller named Isis J. Blowupdoll, asking whether she should stay firm or just explode and go to pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe logo\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe hotline's own poster, rebuilt: the crossed-out zipper, the wordmark, and the number underneath. 1-800-ZIPP UP.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe shirt itself\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGildan 64000 softstyle, 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNo side seams, ribbed collar, twill-taped shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePearlized tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eChest print, DTG\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSizes S through 3XL, unisex fit, true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBud's other bad ideas: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/burned-beyond-recognition-tshirt\"\u003eBurned Beyond Recognition\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/first-in-line-for-lovin-retro-tshirt\"\u003eFirst In Line For Lovin'\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHis sister did no better. 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