Name: It's not the dress that makes you look fat | Al Bundy Quote T-shirt
Brand: Printify
SKU: 29236839366639977888
Price: 28.49 USD
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T-Shirt Size Chart

How to Measure

A Length — Shoulder to bottom hem.

B Width — Across chest, 1″ below armhole, laid flat.

Tip: Grab a shirt that fits well, lay it flat, and compare to the chart. If between sizes, size up.

Inches

Size	Length (A)	Width (B)
S	28″	18″
M	29″	20″
L	30″	22″
XL	31″	24″
2XL	32″	26″
3XL	33″	28″
4XL	34″	30″
5XL	35″	32″

Centimeters

Size	Length (A)	Width (B)
S	71.1	45.7
M	73.7	50.8
L	76.2	55.9
XL	78.7	61.0
2XL	81.3	66.0
3XL	83.8	71.1
4XL	86.4	76.2
5XL	88.9	81.3

* Measurements may vary by ±1″ (2.5 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.

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A comfortable unisex T-Shirt featuring the iconic Al Bundy quote, 'It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat.' Perfect for fans of the TV show Married with Children. This T-shirt is made of 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight and versatile for any occasion.

Product features
- Made from durable and smooth fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Available in various fabric blends for different colors
- Features a pearlized tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Do not bleach;
Tumble dry: low heat;
Iron, steam or dry: low heat;
Do not dryclean;
Machine wash: cold (max 40C or 105F)

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