{"title":"Kelly Bundy T-Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eAcross eleven seasons, Kelly Bundy held more jobs than her father did, and lost almost all of them. She was a spokesmodel, a weather girl, a waitress, a window model at a bank, and briefly an actress. Most of it ended in humiliation. All of it produced better merchandise than her brother's high school career ever did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThese are the four shirts that came out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/kelly-bundy-weenie-tots-t-shirt\"\u003eWeenie Tots\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e Season 5, 1991. Al spends the family's last hundred dollars entering Kelly in the Miss Weenie Tot contest rather than sending Bud to meet the president. She wins. The prize is a year's supply of a food that disintegrates on contact with air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/verminator-kelly-bundy-t-shirt\"\u003eThe Verminator\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e Season 6, 1992. After her modeling school closes, Kelly talks her way out of a job waving goodbye to theme park visitors and into playing an insect-killing superheroine at TV World's Commercial Land. She gets Bud hired as her nemesis, the Roach King.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/kelly-bundy-pest-boys-extermination-t-shirt\"\u003ePest Boys Extermination Co.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e Season 8, 1993. The Verminator returns, this time selling actual pest control. The commercials involve a glass case, ten thousand Peruvian stinging beetles, and a spray gun that does not work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/kelly-bundy-chicago-jail-shirt\"\u003eProperty of Chicago Jail\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e Season 6, 1991. Not a job. The shirt Kelly is wearing when she wanders into her parents' bedroom during the episode that turns out to be Al's nightmare. Bud is in the same scene, wearing \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/first-in-line-for-lovin-retro-tshirt\"\u003eFirst In Line For Lovin'\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEvery design is rebuilt from what is on screen. Free shipping on all US orders.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"kelly-bundy-chicago-jail-shirt","title":"Kelly Bundy Property of Chicago Jail T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSeason 6, episode 11. \"Al Bundy, Shoe Dick,\" first aired November 24, 1991.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe shirt only existed in Al's nightmare\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAl has been framed for the murder of Colonel Van Pelt and the theft of the Pharaoh's Eye, and he's hiding out at the house. Bud and Kelly wander into their parents' bedroom to see what the noise is about. Bud is in a nightcap and a \"First In Line for Lovin'\" tee. Kelly is wearing Property of Chicago Jail. She offers to help her father by digging a hole from Chicago to China.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen the episode pulls the rug out: the whole thing was Al's bad dream. Which means this shirt has never technically existed anywhere except inside Al Bundy's subconscious. Now it exists on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy fans pick this one\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTypography rebuilt to match the screen-worn original, not an approximation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eOversized cut, the way it hung on Kelly. Order a size up if you want that look\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTwo colors: Sport Grey and White\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSizes S through 5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePrint built to outlast Al's career at the shoe store\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBud was in the same scene, in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/first-in-line-for-lovin-retro-tshirt\"\u003eFirst In Line For Lovin'\u003c\/a\u003e. The pair go together, because they came from the same bad dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eKelly's actual jobs went no better. 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Sort of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe V on her chest\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn \"The Goodbye Girl,\" the 22nd episode of season 6, Kelly's modeling school shuts down and she takes a job waving goodbye to visitors leaving the TV World theme park. Bud, Marcy and Jefferson file false complaints to get her fired. Instead of folding, she walks into her boss's office and demands a job that actually suits her. He's impressed enough to hand her the role of The Verminator, insect-killing superheroine of the Commercial Land attraction. She then gets Bud hired as her nemesis, the Roach King.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe original suit: blue top, red V on the chest, red cape and boots. 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See \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/kelly-bundy-pest-boys-extermination-t-shirt\"\u003ePest Boys Extermination Co.\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/kelly-bundy-weenie-tots-t-shirt\"\u003eWeenie Tots\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/products\/kelly-bundy-chicago-jail-shirt\"\u003eProperty of Chicago Jail\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse all \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/collections\/kelly-bundy-t-shirts\"\u003eKelly Bundy t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMore deep cuts from the show: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/collections\/married-with-children-t-shirts\"\u003eMarried with Children t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/collections\/al-bundy-t-shirts\"\u003eall Al Bundy tees\u003c\/a\u003e, or the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/albundystore.com\/collections\/no-maam-collection\"\u003eNO MA'AM 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